Today has been one of those days where I'm thinking of something for work, a blog post idea or something I need to add to my to do list and poof it's gone. I can't get the thoughts back! My brain is just not ready for the week.
Its seems lately that my friends on Facebook are saying the most interesting things! Not necessarily smack your head I can't believe you said that type things but they still make you stop and go wait what? : )
"How does one clean two large elephants?? With a vacuum and feather duster of course!"
"Someone help me practice flirting STAT! I used to be so clever and witty. im afraid all of my banter now involves duck dynasty quotes and "im so old" jokes. eek"
"Government shutdown tomorrow! There are no rules! I can do whatever I want! I'm eating breakfast for dinner then going streaking!"
"No I don’t apologize for taking back the life that I deserve."
**This one is from one of my favorites from the last time : ) You don't deserve crap ... talk to me after you've been working your ass for five years for barely any money!
Overall my Facebook peeps were pretty amusing this week!
Wow sounds like you are friends with some interesting people lol
ReplyDeleteYour friends are hilarious! Love the one about the elephant:)
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