Let's start with the sorta cool not really ridiculous.
I would actually use something like this. Shoot I'd bring it out with me since we take so many darn self shots ... although it might be a little hard to operate after a few.
Two foot tall Coke bottle for $159?! No thanks!
This statue has been in Sky Mall for yeaaaaaaaaaaars. I do not understand how it's still in the catalog, obviously people must be buying it for them to keep it in right? Who is buying an 8 ft. tall woman with a lamp head? Seriously I want to see that person's house.
Now we're getting a little more tipsy ...
I want these and would buy these if they came in adult sizes. I would get these in each color!! When I was younger I would put the pool rings around my ankles and pretend I was a mermaid. Looking back on it that probably wasn't the best idea ... you know potential drowning and all.
For only $24.95 you too can have a creepy mounted half squirrel. I mean seriously doesn't it look like it would reach out, grab you then strangle you? I really have no more words for this one and let's hope I don't have nightmares!!
Everything about this from the quote at the top to the the images ... so weeeeeird!!! I do agree with Anonymous though, what is with the human hands? One bright point is that for a canvas print it's only $49 that's pretty good.
These are just a few of the ridiculous items that were in the catalog this time. Go home Sky Mall you're drunk!!!
I would have loved the mermaid fins as a kid. I am dying at the selfie pole and mounted squirrel, though!
ReplyDeleteSkymall is the best! So much random! It is weird that you can buy mounted animals, I thought the point was to show off that you killed it yourself?
ReplyDeleteI cannot stop laughing about the half squirrel! It's terrifying but I kind of want it!! haha This was a great post idea also, I am glad to know I'm not the only one who looks at Sky Mall. On our last flight my boyfriend was SO ANNOYED with me because I kept bursting into giggles and pointing ridiculous things out to him while he was trying to watch a movie.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Does anyone ever buy anything from Sky Mall? That 8 ft. tall lamp lady is scary. I can't imagine how much shipping would be for it:)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm new to flying b/c I've never done it before. But what is a sky mall. Never heard that term. I feel so lost and out of the loop :(
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hahaha, oh gosh, sky mall never disappoints! I used to use the pool rings to pretend I was a mermaid too. Danger. These are so much cooler.
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ha ha! i always read their catalog! can't help myself :)
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