"I seriously just want to take a shower right now so nobody can see me cry."
So you post it on Facebook so everyone knows you're crying?
"I'm starting a revolution against bathroom attendants. We've lived under their oppressive regime for too long. I know how to get my own paper towels. SPARTICUS!"
I actually kind of agree with this one but am still amused by the rant : )
"Any chicks wanna come over and make out?.......or we can make out."
This one from one of my high school crushes ... me me! Oh wait just kidding Kevin!
"throwback #paige #prom #freshie #dress #throw#back"
You're 15, prom happened a week ago and you're using hashtags incorrectly. Not allowed to use Facebook anymore.
Happy Friday everyone!

You're 15, prom happened a week ago and you're using hashtags incorrectly. Not allowed to use Facebook anymore.
Happy Friday everyone!

I like the rant about the bathroom towels it's funny.
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Oh wow! Yes! I have some ridiculous FB friends. i defriended a lot of them, but kept some purely for hilarity's sake.
ReplyDeleteI do hate bathroom attendants. they make me so incredibly uncomfortable. Speaking of which, this bathroom attendant prank video was circulating earlier this week: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/restroom-attendant-prank_n_3491021.html
ReplyDeleteThe rant sounds like something I'd post.
ReplyDelete#1 is one of my most hated FB things - the fishing for attention. Something's wrong, but instead of saying it, I'm going to need you to ask me! Um, no.